3 All probabilities are 50%: either a thing will
6 This is especially true when dealing with women.
8 Likelihoods, however, are 90% against you.
10 Early to rise and early to bed makes a male
11 healthy and wealthy and dead.
13 It's always the wrong time of the month.
15 Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
17 One's life tends to be like a beaver's,
18 one dam thing after another.
21 It only gets laid once in its life.
23 Sow your wild oats on Saturday night - then on
24 Sunday pray for crop failure.
26 When you're up to your nose in shit,
27 be sure to keep your mouth shut.
29 You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.